Cannon films would’ve cleaned house on this (worst) list. 

Yes! I’ve been asking “what the hell happened to Zemeckis after his mega successful run in the 80s/90s?!”

Look at you Jeeves, still helpful after all these years. 

“It just works.” 

After finally cutting ties to Netflix, I almost regretted my actions by the months of “YOU SURE? GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE?” emails from Netflix. 

Phil Spencer: “How could you see past our clever plan?! We worded everything so perfectly too!”

And fight off consumer indifference to IHOPs and Sears by smashing smallville’s citizens and adopted alien right through them. 

Good Lord…don’t bring Jonah Hex back up into our consciousness! 

Every single sentence triggered the bullshit-o-meter.

Won’t anyone think of the hierarchy of power?? 

Consider yourself lucky then! 

Zaslav’s ears ringing over a potential new IP GOLDMINE…Werewolves Watching Warner Bros. 

How dare you bring logic into a Snyder discussion. 

Flash Fact…your Lawnmower Man comparison is genius. 

Clooney’s level of college funds is probably enough to purchase the entire university lol.

I MUST HAVE THE RESIDENT EVIL POSTER

That’s the cynical, yet ACCURATE, take.

In the long history of botched WB ownership groups, Zaslav might be crowned number one meddler in a very short time.

Ah, I understand that scenario too.

Your family was/is just too kind for this world and your grandpa…if he was knowingly taking advantage of said kindness.