Thanks for making me spit an entirely too expensive coffee out with intense laughter.

Full transparency is ALWAYS a good thing. 

“Jeronimo Barrera”

How’re you able to transcribe the exact thought process of a Shit-tuber/twitcher/redditer??

Look at the Alt-Snyders. Good Lord.

The Zack Snyder level of “director”.

Just not an indica edible. Made that mistake and woke up in a confused state in my recliner lol.

I wonder how infuriated Sorbo was/is playing a Greek bisexual demigod? And that role being the only thing that made him a living/fame?

ABZU is fantastic on edibles. 

Love the concept and love the food already…so take my money!

All I can imagine is the cheap knockoff version George wears on Seinfeld.

Netflix is turning full Heel wrestling persona isn’t it?

You’re Bed, Bath and Beyond any reasoning.

Peterson is failing his best (so always) to be a Ron Swanson in real life. 

Ok but how freaking METAL is that comic book cover??

The amount of Be Woke Get Broke replies on social media and message boards are infuriating.

I believe in you. 

It’s like being given a candy bar by one hand but a heavy slap coming to your face with the other as soon as you finish the candy. 

The Death Note premier episode will be a Netflix executive burning a briefcase full of cash on fire while signing Dave Chapelle, Joe Rogan and the Paul Brothers to a billion dollar deal where they just sit and stream their thoughts unfiltered into a mic 24/7.

You’re not living up to your namesake!