The new Deadspin is…something. 

I love how this went completely off topic.

Trust me, I eye-rolled my own comment.

Line ‘em up cowboy. 

This perfect loop is disturbingly mesmerizing…

Stupid, sexy Pepe.

Because that ass is spell-binding.

The quality of your comments is not slipping.

Blood suckers for sure. 

Chef’s kiss comment 

I mean, Tolkien’s trolls are indistinguishable to the modern conspiracist/alt-right…

Domina soon to be backed by Aaron Rodgers and Joe Rohan as they fellate each other on the JRE Podcast.

How dare you assume he’s even had his dick out of its original shrink wrap packaging! 

Fire up those thrusters says the captain in his cockpit.

And then these oh-so virtuous parents end up getting caught cheating/swinging/other kinks.

The horrifying power of DK’s cock blast literally incinerates an empty can/cock cannon sheathe.

Memes usually reach notoriety/popularity when they’re not carefully constructed/forced corporate viral marketing.

Now some hip pizzeria will claim a “new” wolf peach reduction/glaze for their pizza. 

And his family’s moonshine recipe could fuel 10 Batmobile. 

Fuckkkkk…the actor playing Orin would’ve been a great Batman villain. He could’ve pulled off Joker, Riddler, Victor Zsaj, Mr.Freeze…