*couldn’t edit my first reply in time to give you props for the amazing perdu pun!

No need to be so crusty.

Isn’t it dough? 

Oui all do! 

Ouch, I’m already dreading encountering that one.

I let my guard down and your zinger violated me.

Was the redacted word five letters long?

Love this. 

Ahhh Ubisoft going for the Zack Snyder movie defender approach.

Good lord…I’d have to take a cigarette break if that happened to me, and I don’t even smoke. 

Yearn/earth for me

Thumbs up at bad drivers. 

My first Wordle loss was to SALAD because I didn’t realize letters could be used more than once. That’s what I get for not really reading the game rules and starting off hot with 13 wins straight.

Misery loves company 

You’re making me misty eyed as I sit on my recliner wearing a knee compression sleeve after just a five mile run.

Hey! Screw your bro! That’s what I’m about to waste my savings on!!

Hey, even an airplane monster needs tread on his feet. Can’t be slipping on such smooth metal surfaces! 

You nailed it. It’s power. It’s the feeling of control over what he’s been told not to do.

We can all agree on that haha.

What? You honestly believe Tebow would’ve been a franchise changing quarterback?