I'm so sick of the idiotic names that people use on their children.

oh man i love watching pretentious people being torn down is like the most delicious thing om nom nom on their painnnn

Gold diggers everywhere are wearing their coach bags at half mast today.

I was kind of hoping they pull a Jarndyce v. Jarndyce, where they win the case only to realize that all of the estate's gone to pay for lawyer fees.

I am praying, you hear me, praying to Darwin for Sarah Palin to drive herself into bankruptcy, like the rock stars and rap artists with a brief successful period who get hooked on the big expenses and then can't sustain their lifestyle. I want her to show up to Kroger with her EBT card in 5 years. I want her to become…

here's my sex spreadsheet

I like to pretend i'm in the zombie apocalypse and see how far I can outrun the hoard, once I feel like I can run no more I keep running until I find a place that seems like a suitable place to hid until the hoard passes.

So here's my understanding, as a very lapsed Catholic.

yeah, but if you wear loafers instead of leather shoes, no one's going to call you a hussy or an idiot. that's where the gendered part of this comes in.

Um, no. She was reporting on an article advising female attorneys how to dress. A lot of men like to tell women how to dress. We don't like that.

No one has ever met La-A. :(

Just imagine the mayhem Mortal Kombat would have caused if Sonya exposed a nipple.

I think it's the hands resting on the wombs that does it

I know! If you substitute the animals, this is how I pose for pics with my dad:

Maybe it's just me, but all I can see are child brides in their wedding portraits. Those poses are super creepy and couple-y. Not how I looked when I posed with my dad at my wedding, or any pictures. Ergh.

Gender equality just isn't everyone's passion, and y'all are gonna have to learn to make your peace with that instead of picking on people for it. It's fine, really! I bet many of you are just bored to tears by environmental activism, or by trying to find a cure for cancer, or economic justice, or whatever other…

Oh, PLEASE. Like we can't do BOTH. IT'S CALLED STAR TREK: VOYAGER and also the FUTURE. SPACE FEMINISM, LADIES, FEMINISM IN SPACE. WOMEN GET TO WEAR SHINY SILVER JUMPSUITS ALL DAY WHILE DRIVING SPACESHIPS AND AIN'T NOTHING ANY MAN OR MALE ALIEN CAN DO ABOUT IT. GET WITH IT, LANA.

Women being held responsible for the actions of men is one of the more sinister forms of inequality still left virtually un-frisked in our country today. What is easiest on men cannot be the arbiter of how women receive rights, privileges, or codes.

I'm showing up in this shirt: