Dude, that was a decade ago. He’s really moved up since then. Now he’s “Nerdy guy who is in charge of making the playlist at midweek parties.” Plus he has a lot of sex. Like sex all the time. With his girlfriend from this other school, you’ve never met her.

All the criticism he’s taking over this old tape is ridiculous. Who here didn’t say/do stupid/offensive things when they were young and stupid. I mean, this is from way back in 2005 when Trump was basically just a dumb kid.

I love when Shaxx gets excited if you nab a bunch of crests in a row. He’s much more enthusiastic these days.

I enjoyed spawning at the escalators, but whenever we spawned by the train it was a mess of a time. Had a few matches where the opponents were red barred, so that was cool. I generally stuck with a good Scout rifle/shotgun combo. We had one on snipe and 2 on rush/flank.

Looks like Scout Rifles escape completely unscathed (as a weapon class).

What’s that? A reason to post this? Okay then.

Destiny’s weapon balance is getting another bunch of tweaks. Over at the Bungie blog, they’ve laid out a bunch of changes coming in the December update. Notable: Pulse rifle nerf, auto rifle buff, LitC sniper nerf (yay), small hand cannon buff, substantial shotgun nerf. In the regular Bungie weekly update, they also…

wow goku looks weird here what super saiyan level is this

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This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

this. is. fucking. insane.

Jason with the Tlaloc, my man!

This Take Is on FIRE:

This is one of the most savage headlines you’ll ever read: “Georgetown invites 2 Chainz to Hoya Hoops Madness, where he’ll probably get upset by 15 Chainz”

You can take the Chase Utley out of Philadelphia, but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of Chase Utley. Seriously, fuck this guy.

“Inside this secret room is an exotic chest containing the Sleeper Simulant. “