Jesus Jason! This is not what *they* wanted to hear!

They must’ve been pretty close to one another for Malphur to land both shots post-nerf...

“And as I walked away my ears caught a metallic sound of a can rolling toward my feet. The silver and blue glinted in the sunlight like the tears of Osiris. As my strained eyes brought into focus the red bull on its surface I felt cold steel pressed against my occiput.

Then you should probably read posts like this: http://tmi.kotaku.com/a-list-of-ways…

What a save!
What a save!
What a save!

Here is mine.

I love that I’m alive during a time where there is a public platform for an NFL player to call Scott Fujita a “dragon ball z name ass bitch”

Reached for comment, Sean Payton stared at a fixed point in space and asked for some water.

Sean Peyton: [puts $1000 on the board next to Galette’s picture]

NOT the best a team can get...

Wow, what a shit show.

Roger Goodell: Well, we just really don’t think-

Oh my god. Would Goodell have that player executed if he went through with that in an NFL game?

That’s the most exciting football related thing to happen in Jacksonville in years.

I had somebody in a game that was being helpful to an extreme. Like an ultra extreme. He’d ping everything, and just in case, would also type out advisements in chat, all while being a boss on Zeratul.

“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer