That is... in no way a comp for a gas station.

“Entomologists who study cockroaches often become allergic to them. At the same time, they become allergic to most brands of pre-ground coffee.”

I feel “influencers” should be punished more severely to show how they’re held to a higher standard than other players. 

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

If they are FSU fans that makes me hate them even more 

“Maryland/Virginia region” sir we call it “The DMV” and yes we’re aware that’s stupid but only bamas hate on it.

Somehow, the Redskins have already signed him. 

On the plus side, you get to watch the rest of the Big Ten instead of Pitt, Syracuse and UConn.

Technically the NHL hasn’t allowed anyone to Whale since 1997.

That really turned the momentum around. Boston scored just as much in the last six minutes after the fight as they did in the 54 before it.

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

lupo’s a great guy and deserves all the good stuff that he has achieved

The password, which could not be changed, was (you might want to take a deep breath) “abcde.”

Sounds like my first date.

How could they leave out my Terrap-

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

Grinding 40 hours for characters that were available out of the box in BF1 is fine? Nah.