I cut myself today
To see if I am still strong
I let the car slide away
The only way I could
The curb it tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to resist the tear
But I am too dry rotted

Counterpoint: Fuck you, moocher.

Before

What? Did he spill a drink on himself and have to teach himself some respect?

I can’t wait to see the tattoo he gets for this one.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Fun fact: Technically, I am from the same species as John Wall, so that’s neat.

Which would mean the Browns are outsourcing major decisions to a football analytics columnist and podcaster with no practical experience in football scouting, coaching or team-building.

I would star you but don’t want to ruin the count.

Let me guess…this was Wrestlemania LXIX

Nah, I actually think this is what most players want. Current Destiny is a mess in terms of balancing, economy, leveling, and pretty much everything involving gear.

I am so fucking drunk right now.

Coworkers, I don’t have the power to fire them but that won’t stop me trying to anyway.

You’re right - let’s all use the comment system as it’s intended: Complete silence.

People are always comparing Trump to Hitler. But, c’mon, at least Hitler actually wrote his own book.

But but but he hasn’t even done anything yet givehimachancei’mgoingtokillmyself

Quite a crowd from this angle too.

I mean, he has a point. In this shot it does look pretty crowded.

As a Maryland fan, this kid has lucked out to avoid attaching himself to the Randy’s Edsall anchor. Fuck that guy. Being rejected by Randy Edsall ought to be the top line on his resume.