Stabbing a woman. Wow. Nice way to keep it classy.

Samsung acting like a bitter bitch is so not cute.

This will be official phone of soccer moms and tea partiers.

He's one of those guys where I coudn't see his money turning on the biggest gold digger. He's just kind of 'meh/pass' looking - no sexual appeal, barely attractive.

Uhh, could we get DeadMau5 to slap that slurpy, gum chewing chick. And while he is at it, the rest of you guys too.

Derrick Rose smacks little kids and people who incorrectly spell his name.

That's just down right smexy!

Derick Rose trained terrorists in the hills of Tora Bora.

I don't want ejaculate on my face. I'll have to immediately run to wash room to wash it off, because I don't want to be left with crusty facial mask.

oh yeah, we care. On the other hand, we don't like to deal with whiny men who always want the newest toy.

And after getting that laundry list of desires into your fancy super product, you will be either a walking hazard or dead in a month.

Why is it that men always end up palming off their old shit on their wives? She's getting the upgrade but you are taking the new phone. Treat her like a lady. Give her the new phone, ffs.

I definitely think if Apple would stop focusing on sucking all the money out upgrade addicts pockets. And went back to focusing on innovation, they could definitely help tranform the industry and make adoption and use of NFC technology significantly more widespread.

The girl looks like Tetsuo

it should have ended on the first episode when they went through the time travel gate. That's the moment when it turned into a complete crapfest.

Oh, that's priceless!

Has this ever happened to you?

'I don't see nothing wrong with a litte Bump and Grind'

Uh, I just said it was.

But I really wanted a shiny new phone like all of the other kids. *sniffles* And I have a 3G...And I..I..I have been waiting for over 2 years *teardrop* *snort*