WHY APPLE?! WHY?

I know I was totally going to get this iPhone 5. But this is such exciting news.

Your office gave out iPad2.

I like puzzles. Vomits at the sight of a McD's menu. Am as liberal as hell.

Actually I do think this trend will turn professional photographers into bigger douchebags. I went to a Santigold concert during SXSW and when she came to stage, there was a rush of photographers who came throuh the crowds pushing and elbowing their way to the front.

I can't believe someone just complained about a media outlet, finally fulfilling it most base purpose. It must be nice in Candyland.

Paging WHITSON GORDON! Paging WHITSON GORDON!

When Rachel from Big Brother said that she was a Chemistry graduate student, I stopped studying science and believing in it. After that proclamation, it was clear that science held no meaning.

The moon's surface looks like a poor CGI.

Clearly, your reading comprehension skills are quite poor.

Well, you Americans are certainly fucked when a candidate says this

Uhh, he takes photos with an iPad. Die Xavius! Die!!

I hope those aren't the new earphones. I hate inner ear buds.

I hope those aren't the new earphones. I hate inner ear buds. They irritate my ears.

Courtney Stodden is finally not so 'gross'.

Today, I marathoned 'How the the Universe Works' season 2. Loving every episode but surprised that season 1 didn't win any awards.

When I was younger, my mom told me that men like big breasts. But not that big.

Look at this fucked up maze like commenting system! Could you really fault my goof up?

Your so-called friend is a grade A-Moron. With that same logic, Shirley Chisolm or Jesse Jackson would have been president a long time ago. Yes. There may have been some black people who voted for Obama solely for his race. But the same thing could be said for a small minority of white individuals who would have…

I really don't know why people are up in arms about your comment. It's clear as day. The guy is overweight. And aside from his condition, he could stand to lose 40 to 50 lbs off his frame. From the video, it seems that he considers the surgery to be a cure all but he has more push ups to do.