If Donkey Kong Country was an endless runner, it would have more cohesive level design, it would look better and it would have really good music.

No, but it sure felt like it.

Look, obviously I didn't make my point very well, so here it is, rephrased:

I disagree about not being able to do "most" of these—the cooler and warmer tones are just gamma settings, anything that saturates or desaturates can be mimicked with contrast adjustments, and so on. Certainly with a few I'd need to go poke around in Catalyst Control Center and mess with color correction settings,…

Vaguely nifty, but I can get most of the same effects by screwing around with my monitor's brightness, contrast and gamma settings. I guess I'm a little jaded?

They do. The problem is that content providers are still trying to run off a distribution model that has barely changed in 30 years. It's all dependent on viewers being forced to pay monthly fees for giant bundles of cable or satellite channels they may or not want. Online television still makes almost all of its…

For fun, here are some other things besides my opinion that are also worthless:

Thanks!

I figured if I was going to be hyperbolic I might as well go for broke. Sue me.

I stopped playing new Final Fantasy games somewhere around 150 hours into FFX when I finally got to fight my first battle.

*squints*

"Using around $900 worth of LEGO parts...

I have tried to speculate where it might have landed, and I must admit however, such conjecture is futile.

Jeeze guys, show a little taste and put a dress on that thing.

Ah but you see I've eaten both of those. Spam tastes a lot worse.

Weird. I tasted Spam once. It tastes like cat food smells, and it's salty as heck. I'll eat almost anything, but Spam is definitely one of those foods I'd eat if I was starving...and not in any other circumstances.

Yeah, I have the same problem. Snyder's very good at rendering a specific vision onscreen. I mean, sheesh, Watchmen looked exactly like the comic in movie form, right down to the framing of individual shots.

Oh, great. Thanks to you I just spent two hours standing in front of my fridge skimming tvtropes articles.

It's not quite the same without Cuccos constantly interrupting.

Yep, my favorite too.