Headcanon, from the minutes of the Niantic Commission for Committee Creation, 6 months ago:

C. Motion to form a committee to consider the recommendation to assemble an internal cross-functional team to develop proposals. The motion passed with 7 votes in favor and 3 against. The Leadership Council will meet next month…

(Must be one of those giant economy-sized jars...)

Yeah, I can see where this is going...

Nope. You correctly converted meters to kilometers, but neglected to multiply the width (60,000 km) by the length (60,000 km) to get the correct surface area (3.6 billion square kilometers).

You also incorrectly converted square miles to square kilometers. There are approximately 1.609 kilometers in a mile, but 1.609²=…

“That’s right. PC Gamer. With a space in the middle. A gamer who plays on a PC.”

“Once that notion began to dictate how the story would proceed, then everything else fell into place, because there are certain things that I wanted to avoid, like the dinosaurs in New York City – that’s been done.”

You’re not missing much. Like most fast food places, Taco Bell’s meats are the worst part of their menu.

What's next? I have no idea.http://kotaku.com/how-to-defeat-...

Meanwhile, his son collects a giant wad of all the now-wrapperless gum they chewed and discarded in random places around the house.

People in the west have had to wait over a year for this game. Soon, they will be able to enjoy it in its updated, definitive version while they wait – wait for it – for the sequel.

Probably because even current generation PCs (let alone consoles) aren't able to render enough polygons to make "realistic" look pretty compared to what I see looking out my window.

What's Link holding in his right hand over here? Another sword?

If history is any indicator, Assassin's Creed will end not with a bang but with a rushed tie-in to a disappointing movie about a swashbuckling pirate assassin who is (ironically) framed for the murder of his

Neat, but is the mask removable?

Please return to the highlighted route.

I was worried I was the only one thinking this, so thanks for making me wrong.

Mankind spends 500 years making a sequel to chess...

Your sales are useless, but I buy the crap outta everything anyway!

So basically, something like this.

Nah. The joke is he's a 360 fanboy. But I probably should shuffle the buttons around so the colors match a 360 controller instead of whatever that thing is.