Yeah well I'll just....sit over here then.

Well, okay. That'll be $2000 for the rent. Per turn. Thanks.

What's that? A Monopoly board has no ocean spaces?

The helicopter's kind of OP, don't you think?

You weren't missing much. "Gameplay" consisted of running around a map and ground stomping until you'd converted the entire map. Replay value—what there was of it—came almost entirely from trying to beat other players' best times on a leaderboard. Every level played exactly like every other level and it got boring…

Hopefully this will play a bit better than the last game with a guy named Grim(m) who ran around spreading plague to colorful fantasy lands.

I didn't.

Well yes, that's because it's not broken and doesn't punish the user for daring to purchase and install a game. No automatic lifetime installation limits. No OS-breaking DRM drivers. No rootkit. No requirement to have a CD in place while you play. No worries that your CD will eventually crack or get scratched to…

"It's in Italian though (hence the amazing song)"

Hm. Yours wasn't there when I scanned the comments, but mine was posted 30 minutes after yours. Stupid Gawker commenting system.

What? It's 2013 already?

I knew there had to be something wrong. There was no way Fox did something right for a change.

You know, ordinarily when things go wrong on live television, someone is sober enough to cut to commercial and come back when things are more normal.

Me too, but I like to think I can keep an open mind.

Based on what he said, Gallagher IS both racist and homophobic. His political preferences have nothing to do with it, nor does calling him out for it make one a Communist propagandist. Can we bring the discussion back down to Earth, please?

I, uh, don't know what any if that has to do with the content of this article.

Believe it or not, "conservative" and "insane, homophobic racist" are not synonyms.

As far as Borderlands 2 is concerned, they're the same game, so all you're getting out of the PC version is potentially better graphics at a better resolution (assuming your new PC and your monitor can handle it) and mouse and keyboard controls. If that's worth $30 to you, then great. Otherwise, don't bother.

Since when have television shows bother researching...well...anything?

Wait, so....why is the background horizontally tiled? Couldn't they have done something more imaginative to correct for the mismatch in dimensions? Like use their own photos, or shop in edges to the original image, or crop and stretch to fit...