"I remember in one of the previous parts, one had to kill little White girls as the player for ‘power-ups.' "

Ye gods man, what have you done to that poor yellow person?

I bought Lego Batman 2 on Steam for $8. I swear Steam makes me feel like a kid in a candy store. I couldn't trade in a game if I wanted to, which I don't, so there's that.

That....sounds like a lot of work for a 'shop where I'm just cutting and pasting a head onto something.

I created a more ambitious version of this with a more active pose, but this original version came out looking so irresistibly smug, I'm posting it instead.

Strange, I always thought the biggest problem with most slot machine games was the total inability for the player to effect the outcome in any meaningful way, followed by the extremely repetitive "gameplay." Maybe that's because I don't find winning virtual coins to be particularly thrilling.

What's this? A theme?

You're not planning on doing this every time someone refers to French fries, are you?

Warface looks pretty disposable to me, but I might have considered playing Bookwar.

Well that's embarrassing.

This could use a little touch up, I guess, but I'm not sure I'll get around to it.

So what? Mario's been in 226.

I suppose now you're going to say you've never heard of Rosalind Luteoe, famous theoretical physicist?

Nifty.

I think a lot of us took Owen's "Go to town" to heart. That and most of these contests boil down to "Here's an image, go Photoshop it."

And then out came the hammer, because without it you'd never get the whole thing to fit. Good times.

Yeah, I'm down with that dren.

That's probably my biggest problem with this type of benchmark. I get that they used the fastest CPU they could in order to avoid CPU bottlenecks, but no gamer with any sense is going to be rocking an i7-3960X and a GTX 650 Ti. For that matter, in my opinion no one with any sense should ever be using Intel's latest…

Ash has got to be pretty depressed by now. The number of new Pokémon species is quickly outstripping his ability to ever catch 'em all. He'll be lucky to have caught half the original 151 by the time he's Professor Oak's age.

I'm pretty sure most of them didn't like the movie, either.