All those other things you mention have potentially beneficial aspects to them.

In one of the episodes of "Time Jam," they visit an area of town called the Dark Alley District. You can probably guess what it's like.

I played Rockstar Icons 4 once. Not as much fun as it sounds.

Well, that's decided: if I ever record a video game for YouTube, the first thing I'm doing is turning off my frelling mike. If I'm going to include commentary, I'll record it afterwards, when I can come up with sentences more compelling than "Haha so..." and "One sec guys, I gotta go get the door."

His voice and so-called commentary are pretty darn annoying, but I admit he lays down a pretty good impromptu dance beat.

Okay, but while I can see that the bear could use a few extra frames, I don't see how any amount of bobbing around is going to help half-naked-lady-with-machine-gun-and-lightsaber, or shotgun-guy-and-his-possessed-car.

These might look a lot less creepy if they weren't all doing the DVD menu thing where they bob up and down as the video loops every 2 seconds.

But....but stomping a Dry Bones only works for a few seconds, Mario. You didn't forget, did you?

I wanted this to look good, but also terrible. I think I did okay.

What? People still buy games in boxes?

Aquaman sounds like Vernon Tripe.

That's pretty nifty, but somewhere in Subcon, Wart is getting very drunk.

Due to its massive scale, EVE is interesting as a study in both psychology and economics, among other things. It's so darn large that it starts to mimic the chaos of the real world. So from that perspective, it's a fitting museum piece.

Oh?

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Sagan died a year before they released the movie, so unless he had a time machine he neglected to tell us about, or there's a zombie Carl Sagan running around, I don't see how that's supposed to work...

My only problem with that answer is that both "Beat 'em Up" and "Shoot 'em Up" are listed separately. I also considered "scrolling platformer," but platformer's up there too...

I have two questions:

Dishwashers are DOOMED. It's the end of an era, man.

Silly time to sell a console. What were they thinking selling the Wii U just days before a giant Steam sale? There's gonna be alot of people with empty wallets.