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SnufflesWasMySlaveName
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White Sox clubhouse is offering a half off sale on throwbacks!

If there’s any justice, it’ll be Sale first. Anyone so stupid to say what he said about the LaRoche kid is a blithering idiot.

There is no reality in the world in which Sanders would have been asked to be VP. Do you really think he’d play a good soldier, back up Hillary in public every time he’s asked and spend most of his times doing state occasions Obama’s too busy for?

Kaine is why you’re staying in Paris? I sort of think you just want to stay in Paris and you’re looking for an excuse.

Given that Tom Perez is under investigation, and my personal choice, Julian Castro, was recently accused of violating the Hatch Act, who did that leave her with? Elizabeth Warren? We need her in the Senate, and even if we didn’t, her replacement would be chosen by a Republican. Ditto Corey Booker.

At least we know Dog Vice President would be ruff in his dealings with ISIS.

He’d claw back what the one percent has stolen from the middle class, and he’d muzzle his detractors in Congress.

Dog VP would speak softly while carrying a very big stick, and he would know just how to sniff out the path to freedom for our

What, you think a cat would make a better VP? I can see it now: mid-debate it can come over and knock everything off of Pence’s podium, then go back to smugly licking itself.

Hills should pick me, even though Constitution says I’m too young to be president. (Which we should change! Doesn’t America deserve an millennial VP??)

You’re assuming there was a time I actually read the 10th amendment.

*bananaed

Watr beats fyre. Basic geometry

Blastoise has always been better than Charizard. It’s a known fact

We all know the best Pokémon is whatever your favorite is. It also doesn’t reside in a Pokéball, because it lives in your heart.

Obvious troll is obvious

I don’t even know what’s happening anymore.

After college, I worked on a schizophrenia ward for 2 years. The funny thing about schizophrenics is that they uses phrases that, when viewed in a vacuum, make a lot of sense. But when they put those phrases together, it’s non-sensical. Kind of like your post.

What we really need to look at is how many NCAA athletes died before the 19th Amendment compared to after. I think that’s the one that really shifted sports in the wrong direction.

I know this is really sad and not a laughing matter. But I couldn’t help but crack up laughing when the Alabama O-lineman points at him like, “somebody better come help this white boy,” and Caputo just points right back at him like “you pointin’ at me, I’m gonna’ point right back at you, Mr. Pointy Man.”