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White Sox clubhouse is offering a half off sale on throwbacks!

If there’s any justice, it’ll be Sale first. Anyone so stupid to say what he said about the LaRoche kid is a blithering idiot.

Why remove all sexual connotation? Are we living in Victorian times? We must be, because the mere thought of sex (*GASP*) is too much for most “adults” to handle these days. The fact that there was some form of sexual humiliation in the Killing Joke probably made Barbara that much stronger. But of course, it’s not

Why does it have to be “feminist”?

As a disabled woman, I feel like a huge part of Barbara becoming Oracle is the fact that she realized she was fridged and vowed to never let it happen again. That’s why she started an all-women team of superheroes. Changing her origin to be paralyzed in a battle with some supervillain won’t have the same impact. Don’t

When the guy who wrote the thing you allowed says you shoud’ve stopped him... you know you messed up bad.

Len Wein, everybody.

Isn’t that the one where an editor said to “cripple the bitch”?

There is no reality in the world in which Sanders would have been asked to be VP. Do you really think he’d play a good soldier, back up Hillary in public every time he’s asked and spend most of his times doing state occasions Obama’s too busy for?

Kaine is why you’re staying in Paris? I sort of think you just want to stay in Paris and you’re looking for an excuse.

Given that Tom Perez is under investigation, and my personal choice, Julian Castro, was recently accused of violating the Hatch Act, who did that leave her with? Elizabeth Warren? We need her in the Senate, and even if we didn’t, her replacement would be chosen by a Republican. Ditto Corey Booker.

At least we know Dog Vice President would be ruff in his dealings with ISIS.

He’d claw back what the one percent has stolen from the middle class, and he’d muzzle his detractors in Congress.

Dog VP would speak softly while carrying a very big stick, and he would know just how to sniff out the path to freedom for our

What, you think a cat would make a better VP? I can see it now: mid-debate it can come over and knock everything off of Pence’s podium, then go back to smugly licking itself.

Hills should pick me, even though Constitution says I’m too young to be president. (Which we should change! Doesn’t America deserve an millennial VP??)

*bananaed

Watr beats fyre. Basic geometry

Blastoise has always been better than Charizard. It’s a known fact

We all know the best Pokémon is whatever your favorite is. It also doesn’t reside in a Pokéball, because it lives in your heart.

I know this is really sad and not a laughing matter. But I couldn’t help but crack up laughing when the Alabama O-lineman points at him like, “somebody better come help this white boy,” and Caputo just points right back at him like “you pointin’ at me, I’m gonna’ point right back at you, Mr. Pointy Man.”