At least we know Dog Vice President would be ruff in his dealings with ISIS.

He’d claw back what the one percent has stolen from the middle class, and he’d muzzle his detractors in Congress.

Dog VP would speak softly while carrying a very big stick, and he would know just how to sniff out the path to freedom for our…

Cats = ISIS.

too bad the NCAA doesn’t believe in the First Amendment

You meant for this to be a Cincinatti bowtie joke, didn’t you, you stupid sonnuvabitch?