“The truth hurts, doesn’t it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!”- Lt. Frank Drebin

Seat fell apart, or illegal propulsion method?

I’m just (not at all) stunned that Shaun White is a complete douchebag

Because Kinja’d

Cute. How about a one that just throws it back.

When you started writing this post the trucks were blue weren’t they?

Thanks, but I’ll take a Power Wheels truck for that job.

A hand turkey is much more personal, especially if you caption it with something like I’m thankful for our friendship. Gobble.

The fox is in the henhouse!!!!!

Huh and despite my thousands of letters, phone calls, and random appearances at her house Taylor Swift won't even send me the one lock of hair I want. Some people have all the luck...

Excuse me, but this is my Deadspin.

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

Skip? Is that you?

So we now have sportsmanship truthers?

your heart is still frozen, friend.

No, it’ll just be a larger field in the final.

#hottake

Playing though trauma has worked wonders in the NFL though

Legitimate question:

I don’t know. Forcing an opponent to run through an injury is probably just a tactic to make sure they can’t possibly handle their next event.