What if Scottish people had feelings?

Khi-ki-ki-ki
Ha-ah-ah-ah!
Khi-ki-ki-ki
Ha-ah-ah-ah!

Whaaaaaaat? Noooooooo…

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We've seriously hit the point where someone genuinely liking TFA without an extensive list of qualifiers is a blistering hot take.

I am exclaiming with joy in a manner befitting my childish nature!

Young man, I feel I must inform you that the mystical energy that permeates the being of every organism in the galaxy and is utilized as a source of unlimited and incomprehensible potential does not function in the manner you believe it does.

Wonderful film! Either I'm gonna kill it or I'm beginning to like it!

It will all be revealed as an elaborate mockumentary and that Casey Affleck was being a giant scumbag backstage the whole time?

Big fan of both, but agree.

"At the late night [EARLY MORNING]
Double feature [ROCKY HORROR]
Picture show!"

A grizzly affair, no doubt.

I've heard their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation!

At least The Muppets are sentient beings (in-universe). This appears to just be fucking a wild animal played for laughs.

Is Bart Fargo actually Leonardo DiCaprio?

"Sad!"
— The President of the United States of America

No, but the Sex Offenders are definitely playing Lolipalooza!

Ah, you mean The Syndrome Conundrum.

I was pleasantly surprised to find it was made by people who seem to still be "with it," rather than old bastards who find "it" to be weird and scary after they changed what "it" was.

I've got a Winter's Bone to pick with you.