You gotta be echidna-ing me!

He's also thinking he's back.

I've seen it thrice now (twice in theaters, once at home) and it's still my favorite big-budget film from last year. I think it works so well for me because I love the way they handle all the different characters (everything with Spock and Bones is gold) and their respective emotional arcs. The NuTrek cast has always…

That's what I shouted to get myself a lifetime ban from the touch tank at my local aquarium.

Paramount movies go to both Hulu and Amazon Prime (through Epix). So it'll be on that service as well.

Hunting of the President, you say?

I didn't really see much HST in his Black Mass performance. Having grown up in the Jack Sparrow era of Depp performances, seeing him as a ruthless killer was straight-up haunting.

So will Michael Myers cannibalize James Franco in this film?

“I think it’s much more horrifying to be scared by someone standing in the shadows while you’re taking the trash out.”

I can't wait for "I Hate the Smell of Tapioca" and "I Didn't Say Fudge."

Everybody got AIDS and shit!

YOU try keeping it together when Ronald McDonald starts dancing with the alien!

I'd like to thank this thread for reminding me of one of my favorite Onion pieces: http://www.theonion.com/art…

A few weeks after I saw that film, I was on a two-lane highway late at night when a pair of dilapidated trucks cut around me from the left. I just about had a heart attack. I swear one of the drivers had Taylor-Johnson's mustache from the movie.

YAYYYYY-

Kingdom of Purgatory
A Better Year
The Venusian
Leviticus: Laws and Bullshit
The Counselee
Canadian Gangster

You lost me at "worse than Requiem." Prometheus, if nothing else, was visually gorgeous. Requiem is such an ugly film it made me want to pour some Xenomorph blood in my eyes.

The Lost City of Z: An amazing, visually engrossing, technically outstanding, and brilliantly acted feature that may well be (pending recency bias) the best film I've seen since Hell or High Water if not Mad Max: Fury Road. The film is epic in pretty much every sense of the word. Its scope is felt profoundly. Thrills…

I switched over to the Chinese audio track with subtitles when I watched it because that felt so damn WRONG.

Shame Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny ended up being so damn boring. And so bluntly fake/CGI and blatantly filmed in New Zealand.