6ING: The Inevitable Sausage Party crossover

Creative disaster, maybe, but I'd be fairly surprised if it was a box office disaster. The three installments so far each made about $300-$340 million domestic and over twice that worldwide. I haven't heard anything to indicate that this is where DCEU fans will draw the line (no, the inevitable ReturnOfKings boycott…

"Now, DC Films. You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of Suicide Squad. Reject the works of Zack Snyder - TWO last chances. And then make Wonder Woman good - THREE! THREE last chances, you have THREE last chances! The nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterances."

Was just about to reference that movie, which is fucking great by the way. Especially if you want to see what Angourie Rice was doing before The Nice Guys; she's just as great an actress in this movie as that one.

Funny, that's basically the only one I don't have memorized at this point. Granted, I have been listening to the first three ("Another Day of Sun," "Someone in the Crowd," and "A Lovely Night") basically every day since I saw the film.

There really needs to be something between "we should hate and reject everything this person has ever worked on because they've done terrible things," and "we should defend and make excuses for this horrible person because they've made good works of art."

If he did it because he snapped, that would indicate that he's criminally insane and needs to be treated, and shouldn't be allowed to roam at large in another country.

"He's got it bad, soooo bad, he's hot for daughter!"

"Well, speaking as a conservative candidate, I just drone on and on and on never letting a word in edgewise until I start foaming at the mouth and fall over blauuuugghhh"

I really want to see a DVD re-release of Babe: Pig in the City that markets itself as "From the director of Mad Max: Fury Road" and has a black-and-white edition.

"Well you see, Casey was in the film Gone Baby Gone, which I directed, just like I directed my new film Live By Night. Now, Live By Night is a movie about Prohibition-era gangsters…"

#GrabOscarByThePussy

Remember kids, the alt-right is AGAINST political correctness, which is why their leader just came up with a politically correct term for lying to the general public.

3: The proper answer to every complaint against Trump policies is "emails."

Fuck off, Hacksaw Ridge. Is it too late to swap all of its noms (including Andrew Garfield's) for Silence?

He's gonna be pretty desperate for work after his Jungle Book passion project that's been delayed 3+ years now tanks. So he might just do it.

Attack of the Clones truly is the Jason Takes Manhattan of Star Wars titles.

St8r W8rs

Bad idea. It'll get stuck in production for years, the hack producer will keep telling the writer to throw in a giant spider, Nicolas Cage will get cast as the Jedi, and eventually it'll all fall apart and they'll just make Jedi Returns years later, before just merging the whole franchise into a space opera multiverse.

*shakes head* First one over the cliff.