Well, shit. Does this mean Stanley Tucci will be executed under the Trumpreich?

*Scott Baio has never seen a vagina.

Get Rid Of NaSty WomenS

I'm pretty sure "Green Harvest" is the move Kirk and Uhura's roommate were pulling in the first Abrams Trek.

Smashing Pumpkins, Jurassic Park, Friends, Se7en, Don't Mind Me Now's birth, Pearl Jam, Reunification!

"Happy New Year to all, including Kevin Feige, whose movies have lost so badly he doesn't know what to do. Love!"

Compare almost any two (reasonably similar) blockbusters from the same month of the year that are ten-ish years apart, and you'll find the older one posted better legs. The trend over basically all of box-office history is in favor of increased frontloading, especially as we start seeing tentpole films being released…

It's a hit! Just like that big Oscar candidate from 2013, 12 Years a Butler! And also Straight Outta Selma from last year!

You mean you wouldn't take your date to a movie about goofy monsters in trucks, the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, or a terrorist attack that happened not even four years ago?

I think we can agree that whatever problems there are with Ben Affleck's Batman, Ben Affleck is not one of them. It's a great performance for a not-so-great character, IMO.

David Mazouz… Incarnate
Ben Affleck… Live By Night… oh shit…

Well, it was kinda hard to look away from that trainwreck of a performance… that is, until I started puking.

Suicide Squad was the last "big" movie of the summer, meaning for basically a month and a half it was the ONLY option for moviegoers who wanted a big action flick until The Magnificent Seven in mid-September. Civil War was the first big movie of the summer, meaning everything released after it ate away at its…

Disney protagonists are bounty hunters now?

You see THIS is how CRAAAZY Ben Affleck's made superhero fans! You want order in comic fandom; Affleck must drop his other projects and direct himself in… The Batman.

RDJ sure has it rough right now, what with being the highest-earning actor of 2015 and earning $33 million for just one movie (in which he wasn't even the lead) in 2016. But, y'know, he has to talk about a character he plays during his interviews a lot. A character that he could have walked away from years ago with…

Schneider: If you don't mind, can I also become the chairman of the National Association of Asian American Professionals? I really need to stick it to those Chuck and Larry critics.

Good Lord. With an upbringing like that, it's no wonder Hans was such a fuckhead in Frozen.

"Mr. Shkreli, this is a Girl Scout meeting."
"Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you want a whites-only nation!"

"No more Mr. Passive Resistance. He's out to kick some butt!"