If this means Ritchie gets to keep having a career after The Man From U.N.C.L.E. was a seriously underappreciated flop, I'm okay with this.

Bridget Jones's Baby: You can thank my mother for me seeing this one in theaters. I thought Diary was solid, and I have never seen and will never see The Edge of Reason. I thought this movie was aggressively okay. Never pissed me off, but never got anything above a chuckle from me. Bridget is too much of a joke in the…

The heroism elements are minimal. It is largely treated as a horrible disaster that was the result of incompetent management (represented by Malkovich's character and some other bastard executives), and the preventable nature of the events is very clearly acknowledged. The part of the story that follows the initial…

Bridget Jones's Baby: You can thank my mother for me seeing this one in theaters. I thought Diary was solid, and I have never seen and will never see The Edge of Reason. I thought this movie was aggressively okay. Never pissed me off, but never got anything above a chuckle from me. Bridget is too much of a joke in the…

Where exactly are you that 10 Cloverfield Lane and The Wailing are on Netflix?

Because playing an interesting, personable character with a lot of drive and emotion sounded lame, so she played a piece of CGI-infused eye candy with basically zero lines instead.

Doing it for Star Trek Beyond honestly made sense to me, given the reveals about Elba's character.

Rush presents 2112 2149

Yes, but watching movies at home removes the fun of kicking those people in the back hard and telling them to fuck off!

And I will not be anywhere near an IMAX screen that week. Oh well, Azkaban is the only one I'd really be interested in shelling out for the big screen. I will at least be near some bigger screens in time for Fantastic Beasts, though, which is nice since it looks like David Yates finally figured out how to put color on…

This modernized update of Les Miserables sounds awful.

If they didn't spare one nomination for Beasts of No Nation, the Oscars certainly won't be giving any awards to a movie from the man who brought us Warcraft.

Yeah, but I hated that aspect of the book as well, so being truer to the text in that aspect didn't really help its case for me.

I thought Big Eyes was pretty good. Nothing will top Ed Wood for Best Burton Biopic, but he did a good job handling the outlandish true story and gradually morphing Christoph Waltz's character from pleasant and likable, to off-putting and sinister, to downright crazy. The man still has some good filmmaking left in…

That says more about Jill Stein being an unlikeable scam artist than people caring about Harambe.

That is Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny levels of wrong.

MAH GOD!!!!

Huh. I thought it was ripping off that one scene from Last Action Hero.

"It's as though we were made for each other. Beauty and the Beast!… Of course, if anyone else calls you beast… I'll rip their lungs out."

Indeed, he discovered that there was, in fact, no shit.