Mr. Crowley, what went on in your head?
Oh, Mr. Crowley, did you talk to the dead?
Your life style to me seemed so tragic
With the thrill of it all,
You fooled all the people with magic
Yeah, you waited on Satan's call!

It's certainly nice to see him doing something less… awful than Foodfight! or Oogieloves in the BIG Balloon Adventure. Did he finally get a better agent?

I don't really think of any of the Bond films as flat-out awful (if only because I have seen stuff way worse than any of them), but while it's the worst Brosnan film, I would say that The Man With the Golden Gun and Diamonds are Forever are both significantly worse than Die Another Day. I also am not a fan of Moonraker…

Haunting and Haunted Hill both earned over double their budgets, so I have to assume they were at least mildly profitable.

But that was never five minutes just now!

And before Blair Witch Project the genre was stuck on the lets-remake-everything bandwagon. God forbid the success of Blair Witch stop us from getting more treasures like the Psycho remake, the Haunting remake, the House on Haunted Hill remake, and The Rage: Carrie 2.

Time To Take You Out Back and Finish You Off, Internet.

The A.V. Club: Almost as useful as looking at the front page of YouTube!

I thought the theme from Iron Man ("Driving with the Top Down") was pretty memorable.

He must have found Die Another Day very confusing.

Last Chance Un

Movies are designed to make money? SHOCK AND HORROR!

Still better than Cursed Child.

That was just its U.K. release, but it didn't do well in the U.S. either, mainly because it went the video-on-demand route (though it has been in the Top Picks section on Netflix for a while). Of course, there are plenty of more established actors that are in essentially in the same position (Al Pacino and Anthony…

Totally. It's like Johnny Depp trying to convince people he can play roles that aren't Tom Hanson from 21 Jump Street. As if he could fool any of us.

"Hey I thought you said Troy McClure was dead!"
"No. What I said is that he sleeps with the fishes. You see…"

If it was, who would you have called?

Hollywood, you only get so many chances to name a film Zombies vs. Cannibals. Don't you dare waste this one.

I guess "name-brand" is a little inaccurate for some of my examples, but, among others, Bryan Singer (Jack the Giant Slayer->X-Men:DOFP), Andrew Stanton (John Carter->Finding Dory) and Roland Emmerich (White House Down->Independence Day: Resurgence). If the buzz is accurate, Brad Bird will be joining them…

BDH: "Who's Elliott?"
Pete: "I can't tell you that, it's confidential! Anyway, how is your sex life?"