It's still separate from the Walden Media movies. It's an adaptation of a book that is a follow-up to books that were also adapted into films, but by completely different people.

Only if they bring back the actor from Dawn Treader.

Insert Spotlight joke here.

"Wait a second."
*checks pulse*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

"If BK gets to pick their ingredients, nothing you can do folks. Although the McDonalds people, maybe there is, I don't know."

The writer didn't think "adaptation of a novel that is not related to prior big-screen adaptations of the preceding novels in the series" had the same ring to it.

Jeremy Renner should wrestle a wolf in this movie, just because I want more footage of Jeremy Renner wrestling wolves.

Resident Evil: Evil Lives
Resident Evil: The New Residents
Resident Evil: Evil Takes Manhattan
Alice Goes To Hell: The Final Resident
Alice X
Alice vs. Whatever Beckinsale's character from Underworld's name is
Alice Through the Looking Gla… oh shit not that!

"Piss poor articles about something"
-The A.V. Club

I'm not gonna say whose ass is the best but… let's just say it's worth admirren.

At least we didn't get ten minutes of a doctor explaining the nature of Pamela's psychosis to us.

*shivers* John Denver…

But, on the other hand, I got a great deal on lodging in that hotel built on an Indian burial ground!

13 Friday 13 Thirteenth

Starkiller Base seemed less Arctic, more Canadian wilderness to me.

"It gives you focus, makes you stronger…"

Because you could never find a suitable shooting location on Earth for a scene requiring boundless water. Or actual volcanoes. Nope, gotta CG the crap out of it.

Kyber crystals are a clean energy source!

I know, right? At this point, it's like finding a unicorn!

Life of Pi did that briefly in the flying fish scene. I love it when they do stuff like that with 3D.