I think you've had enough butterbeer.

Just spilling out of there…

No, I'm referring to Jennifer!

Maybe she'll start always trying to climb a high hill or walk into the sea or something. Brain parasites.

She had a bug in her ear! I hope to god that modern medicine has a way of dealing with that!

"What do you mean by 'adult' movie? Like a drama?"

I'm fairly certain that most insects that lay a large egg sac have a few that hatch early to ensure that at least a few have an optimal chance of survival.

I wish more vagrants had his attitude.

If you're making that kind of money, you should smile!

How exactly is that supposed to garner a thumbs up?

Nailed it!

With the golfing and and the carrying of clubs…

Run through the jungle, baby.

My comment was really just an excuse to make a porridge joke.

"He sure is! He's got his fingers all over that glass I just cleaned!"

I still think that doesn't excuse that time you shot your friend for telling on you.

A motorboat only costs about $40 at most! It's cheaper than actual kissing!

"Haven't done meth all year!"

I honestly think that was a great story. I wore a Warlock Pinchers' T-shirt to a Slim Cessna and the Auto Club show one time hoping that they would catch the Denver reference and chat me up. They didn't. Some other dude did though, and he was weird.

You'll probably want to skip The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover then.