I like grumpy-cubs-fan Jack White the best!

What 'choo talkin' about!

I feel like you need one of those stroke chalkboards. Also, get a chauffeur for that McLaren.

And they would wear a little Jesus-on-the-Horseshoe around their necks.

Don't tell me what not to tell Cydney.

"Punk fucking kid!"

I am such a cat person.

I didn't see this dog and I won't respond to it.

He may have. Those tribal councils last a long time in real time.

Joe: "Punk fucking kid!"

So that you can look like a dumb-ass when you return a pair of Converse after saying "I've bought so many pairs of this shoe that I don't even have to try them on anymore!"

Cydney didn't even sweat!

I'm hoping for more of a "Next week on Survivor: Woo falls out of a tree!" type of thing.

I was just shocked at how hard he was crying.

I also loved the choose your reward challenge. I think it's a great way to un-break the auction as well.

It was all hilarious!

This is such nonsense I won't hear it.

Pssshhtt!

Tocantins!

But such tiny arms!