It just looks so much like a parody I cannot even figure out how to process it.

Girl, I don't even want to know what he'll go though if they ever break up.

This bear has been getting a lot of use from me, lately.

Who knows? He sold her a line of bull. Or she's sympathetic to his beliefs. Some combination. It's all fun and games until you're the one in the hoodie.

Can you imagine the conversations she'd have with friends/family/coworkers: "So, I finally met this guy and he's great, but there's this thing..."

(re-posting what I said in GT)

This certainly went off with fewer hitches than the kid who wanted to be the Human Torch.

I'm always confused as to why it's an issue when a lesbian finds it oppressive to wear a dress for a photograph in school. I feel I'm missing quite a big issue there.

How long until Rick Perry has the schools funding pulled for supporting "indecency"?

The second page also has a 'Kissing Cousins' doll set.

I'm going to pretend this is the world's largest en masse lesbian wedding, and you can't stop me.

Ninja bear.

My sister's name is "Isabelle," but for some unknown reason she chooses to go by "Bella." I'm really hoping she's not a secret Twihard.

I don't know. I know when I was young I always dreamed that someday Mr. Perfect would show up on my doorstep with a charming smile and tank of gas, ready to sweep me off my feet.

I responded to her elsewhere too. I must be bored! Racists'N'Sexists'N'Things has rights, as a corporation, to make up its own religious beliefs every few minutes. We are down with fucking, we've decided, but not interracial fucking. BC benefits will be extended to white women conditionally but not if they have…

The walls are covered in stencils of slightly misquoted Margaret Mead and Eleanor Roosevelt and Marilyn Monroe.

Let's be real, I would binge watch that with some pork rinds and a glazed look of muted horror on my face.

THERE ARE NO HANDOUTS IN AMERICA! BOOTSTRAPS! USE YOUR BOOTSTRAPS!

slow down, chaka. you are not every woman.