I know! I didn’t know what the cake was going to look like (I told them to surprise me) and I still remember the first moment I saw it on my wedding day.

My cake was amazeballs and had yeti dancing on a snowflake

Your body has been very busy lately and there are all kinds of things pumping through your brain that aren't usually there. <—-SCIENCE! Which is to say, you're insane but it's temporary and it will get better if you can be compassionate to yourself.

Throw on a wizard hat and be Fantasy Football.

Sure! Please explain a scientifically proven way for a majority of people to lose weight and keep it off for more than five years. Also, this method has to not result in worse outcomes for those who do not achieve the goal.

Oops, there is no such method. We don't know how to make skinny people out of fat people,…

I don't think they're likely to give companies a break for basically encouraging riskier behavior, because the insurance company loses every time when they pay for birth instead of contraception.

"I felt like telling her that she was doing a great job raising someone's abusive spouse, bully or abusive parent."

I did that! They all said I was mad back at the academy, but I showed them! I finished sewing that thing THREE ENTIRE DAYS before the wedding.

Oh hells yes I want a Miss Hester reality show.I can't stop thinking about that article.

Ah, so you're asking why an individual person might feel that a tux or other variant on formal attire feels more comfortable to them, or is a better reflection of their individual style, and wondering why those people can't just suck it up and make everyone else feel comfortable? Like this is a reasonable question?

Transgender != Lesbian. The sexual interests of the student are not the issue.

That website is the best. Last year I printed out pages and pages of home computers and robot toys from the Sears catalogs and used them as decorations for my (university IT) department's holiday brunch. They were good conversation fodder.

Aside from the fact that I will never again experience joy, I don't think that watching Bedfellows affected me all that much.

OMG Mater finally snapped!

Gawd, that could fill the guyliner-shaped hole in my life left by Rock of Love.

You're probably only paying a portion of the costs for your employer's plan.

TEAM MIRENA!

Monistat Soothing Care Chafing Relief Powder-Gel. For real.

The governor there is King of the Asshats, so it's too much to hope for.