Shows what you know. Plo Koon’s family owns the third-largest housewares chain on his home planet of Dorin, he just never talks about it.

And then Season 4 revealed Mary was a refrigerator woman all along!

See, for example, Season 3 of Sherlock where Mary Watson went from being a pretty cool normal person to BADASS SECRET ASSASSIN. Or pretty much anything by Stephen Moffat at this point.

There was going to be a dramatic reveal in the third film where she finds an old preschool registration form where her name is listed as “Rey Binks.”

JJ Abrams had no intentions for anything other than creating mystery boxes.

That was in the show? Seriously? So not only do they think Black-ish and Fresh off the Boat, the only two “black and Asian family” shows on the network, constitute “all,” they think what they represent can be easily dismissed with a snarky, cliche one-liner.

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I heard this on the radio and was surprised by it.

I hear IHOP also has a color coded system on how to treat customers.

MY OVERPRICED PLASTIC-ENCASED LOCAL TAP WATER IS BETTER THAN YOURZ !!1!!

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE MULTI-MILLIONAIRE CORPORATE SHILLS?

I hope Laura Ingraham bounces back from this. Someone has to push back against all the kids these days who are petitioning the government to not get shot!

So, the glass shattered and gave her a huge cut up the left side of her face and this is the movie poster? Is it just me or is this an added layer of tastelessness on the part of the production company?

Mark Wahlberg committed a hate crime, so I think he is in the lead

“Washed out colors for Superman”

My new name will be Knives Stabbity.

Certainly sounds like it.

Maggie shot the rich right-wing industrialist. If Lisa is the Democrat party, Maggie is the weather underground.

Maggie once shot a guy, Homer is hugely negligent in his position of environmental oversight, Bart regularly commits fraud, and Marge is an ex-felon with a gambling addiction, but for some reason she’s the moral authority of the family. Sounds like the GOP to me.