I’ll never forget when Final Fantasy XIV came out originally (the really bad version...) and there was a “suggestion” forum, and I asked for a few more Afro-American hairstyles to match the fact that you COULD select dark skin (which was nice and, frankly, unexpected) since there was literally 0 black hairstyles aside…

Wow!

I want her to divorce him while in office; cable news would go insane.

“Thank you, this will be perfect for Barack’s long-form birth certificate.”

So he could do illegal shit without anyone noticing, or raping her.

To be fair, he was clearly worried about her black super powers. He had no way of knowing whether or not she, at any moment, could have attacked him with the strength of 10 men while running faster than a speeding car.

Wait, he was trying to take her off campus? WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS THIS?

I worked with Cecile on her late mom’s re-election campaign (we lost to George Bush). I’m sure some folks will start running their mouths again about “identity politics” ruining the Democratic Party. I’m glad she said this. I’ve been telling my fellow Dems, keep taking our vote for granted and see how that works. …

I don’t think I want to speak about FFX-3 after knowing what that novel had in it...it shouldn’t exist.

And here I got all suspicious when my brother-in-law informed me he couldn’t hang out before the game today because he had to “go downtown and grease some poles.”

Gonna be an interesting day for squirrels.

How much money is she borrowing to be Educated but basically the same stupid at the end of the day?

I am ashamed to admit that it took me more than a few minutes to get “knee grow.” Why come up with a great team name like “Wet Dream Team” and not use sexual innuendo names? So easy... DP3, Matt Boner, just to name a couple of quick ones.  

Not to mention whitesplaining and mansplaining to a woman of color who produces about racism and sexism in the film industry.

Matt Damon isn’t a bad guy? Just actively killing journalism about his beloved sexual predator of an employer means nothing.

“You can’t do good and be poor at the same time,” Millender testified. “You can’t help the poor and be poor, it makes no sense.”

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

Colin Trevorrow: Gosh, wasn’t the Book of Henry awesome, guys? Guys? Are you there?

Here’s my take; I don’t care about the monarchy (and I’m half British, passport and all) but we’re surrounded by awful, truly shitty news. Seeing a couple (especially when one half is indelibly seared into public consciousness as a sad 12 year old, walking behind his mother’s coffin), who’ve had to overcome racism,…