I like the shape, but I’m not able to get a good idea of the size. Hopefully it’s hatchback-sized and not crossover-sized.

That #9 car looks so out of place.

That #9 car looks so out of place.

I was planning to order one, but they discontinued 2018's yellow and blue colors, my top two choices.

It just doesn’t give off the Monopoly vibe if the game pieces aren’t made of shiny metal.

Lt. Surge uses Voltorb? Raichu always getting screwed over.

Wasn’t Sonic’s color meant to match the color of Sega’s logo? So if Sega’s logo changed... which one matches Sonic?

I like pink, but not coral pink. The other two colors are nice.

Currently in my ‘03 Chevy S10, the horn sometimes doesn’t work, and the left blinker sometimes blinks too fast, even though all of the light bulbs are okay. I think these problems may be related, as I noticed them around the same time.

NASCAR is so weird. It’s like... 1960s coupes cosplaying as new cars.

I feel like Trump’s opinion is always whatever the last person who talked to him said.

Capture? You’re just passing them along to yourself.

It’s crazy how many people on Craigslist seem to be actively trying NOT to sell their items.

My little league had a weird version of the mercy rule where if we were up by ten runs and scored again, our team would automatically lose.

I love grid-making logic puzzles. When does that get to be a video game?

How is having your own crew mess up less embarrassing than falling victim to an enemy attack?

Not necessarily in order:

I’m going to assume that’s Wayne Gretzky because I don’t know any other hockey players.

I usually park instead of using the drive-thru because I just find it annoying to use... trying to fish money out of my pockets while seated, reaching through my window to grab the food. Small stuff, I know, but walking into the restaurant is just more pleasant to me.

Beats me. My house doesn’t have them, and it looks really bland, but I don’t want to put fake ones on out of principal. I’m trying to think of something more creative for the exterior that isn’t just a fake version of something else.