I think people put fake shutters on all their houses’ windows for exactly the same reason.

I saw one on the highway a few months ago that was decorated to look like Noah’s ark, with animals painted in the windows and everything.

At this point the greyscale epidemic has gotten so bad that I’ll take any color I can get.

Hey, at least it’s not white or silver.

“What’s all this new content? I wanted OLD content!”

The three puffs of smoke underneath it remain surprisingly consistent across regions.

At this point it’s hard not to give Ultimate the nod simply out of sheer quantity.

Maybe they shouldn’t build cars that nobody has ordered yet.

Why does making the street nicer mean that property taxes have to go up?

Well, it sure ain’t the looks.

I remember a baseball game on... the N64, I think, where the announcers would address my friend’s character by only his first name because that was the one they recognized. But they always said it in a tone of voice that made it obvious that a last name was supposed to follow.

Human noses and fingernails don’t work on anything that isn’t human.

You could probably fit the horse in the trunk.

“Ultimately, NHTSA would have to litigate against a well-funded company that knows the issue inside and out. You’ve got a small agency, small staff and limited resources. Why would they want to pick that fight?”

They couldn’t even make the emoji a regular cab?

Since cars are so smart today, would it be simpler to just have a manual transmission where the computer controls the stick and clutch? Well, I guess the computer would also have to take control of the gas pedal once in awhile, so maybe not.

So is Jalopnik making it, or are you just going to link to Regular Car Reviews again?

I don’t care about the redneck stigma, these were cool-looking cars. Love the wheels, too.

I weirdly like that car’s side profile. It’s like the most basic form of what a hatchback should be.

That McNugget sandwich better be slathered in Hot Mustard Sauce.