Between the name and the roof color, I am reminded of an apple.

It’s filmed in advance?! The gamblers aren’t going to like this.

Yeah, this whole article I was scratching my head, trying to figure out who he was poking fun at.

I wish I could download fog light support for my truck... apparently you have to replace the entire computer to make the fog light button work if it didn’t have the lights from the factory.

People buy black, white, and grey cars because that’s what the dealers fill their lots with. They’re “safe” options that people are willing to settle on when the color they actually want isn’t available.

May have been an old Homestar Runner reference... there was a character on there named “Gunhaver”, who occasionally had gun.

Makes them hard to dunk.

Oreos lose their structural integrity once you’ve added more than Double the Stuf.

I want a regular cab, stick shift, and as few amenities as possible. So I’m guessing the odds are against me.

This one is helpful in online conversation, too. In a text-based environment, peoples’ tones are often impossible to figure out... I’ve seen a lot of people read comments and take them in the worst possible way, and then start an argument over it.

Somebody at Ford has spent years aggressively refusing to let Lincoln have a personality. They must be so upset about this. This car has a unique feature, an attractive paint color, AND a name!

The 50s had too many great colors for me to ever choose black.

I’ll be the guy that doesn’t like it. The way the headlights are recessed behind the front fenders looks so wrong to me.

When I bought my BRZ, the guys at the dealership actually recommended websites that sell those tow hook license plate holders because they didn’t want to drill into the car’s front bumper. It was a nice dealership, they actually seemed interested in the things they were selling.

The roster of ROC champions looks like a who’s who of Sebastiens.

I agree with “not a font”. I know the 90s Ford Taurus cursive badge was just one of the employees’ handwriting.

This might be the first time I’ve ever liked a debadged grille.

I don’t follow college sports, so the thing that surprised me the most was that the football team has 99 players. Does their bench take up most of the sideline?

I’ll take the blue one in the back.

Everything gains spookiness potential once it reaches a certain age and level of disrepair. Pretty soon we’ll be hearing Tales of the Haunted High Ranch.