Car-centric movies always seem to heavily focus on Los Angeles or California in general, but people online always say that LA locals are terrible, terrible drivers. This juxtaposition is funny to me. Like, I want to see a light rain break out during The Fast & The Furious and have all of the racers freak out and drive…

I used to love Burger King’s fries before they changed them five or six years ago. I’m not even sure what they did — maybe they’re thicker now? — but I always remembered them being amazing and now they’re not.

I never use my debit card directly to make purchases. My checking account just functions as sort of a “staging area”. As soon as my paycheck lands in there, I divvy it up between the week’s bills, savings, and cash to be withdrawn. Keeps me from having to worry about accidental overdrafts... unless I do my math wrong.

If my mom’s opinions are anything to go by, it’s because of the endless loop of buying tall cars because other people bought tall cars. She is shocked that I’m planning to replace my truck with something lower to the ground.

I believe the door on the pictured one says “Warlock Express Truck”.

This car looks more depressing than a Ford Aspire.

Mercury had the best model names. Cougar, Comet, Cyclone, Cyclone Eliminator, Bobcat, Marauder... it’s a shame that they were rarely unique from existing Fords.

I think those mudflaps are touching the ground.

Honda CR-V: Tearing families apart.

Alright, I guess they’re just copying then.

I think those spiral speaker grilles are the signature style of some specific speaker company, so they may just be using the same brand that Mercedes uses.

I don’t really care about it, but I’ll give anybody bonus points for two-tone paint.

I was going to suggest the Grand Cherokee, but I’m not sure how much offroading prowess it has in Hellcat form.

I think Buick’s concept cars manage to disappoint me even more frequently. Is this just a GM thing?

Please don’t call it the I.D. Buzz.

I really like the look of the current Beetle... its retro design makes it one of the few modern cars that justifies the high shoulders that are so common now. I’m planning to buy a new car next year, and a Beetle was on the “maybe” list, but if it’s gone, I guess that’ll make my decision easier. Last time I checked…

Oh good, he has his facial hair back. Without it he just isn’t Mike Piazza.

Our family used to have a Dodge Shadow America. The America model has content removed to make it even cheaper than the base model.

No burgers? Smaller fries? No soda? At that point, why are you even at McDonald’s in the first place? Pack the kids a sandwich or something.

No burgers? Smaller fries? No soda? At that point, why are you even at McDonald’s in the first place? Pack the kids a sandwich or something.