My general rule is that if someone has more than one bumper sticker related to the same specific topic (i.e. two stickers about their dog’s breed or the sport they play), they’re a bit obsessed.

I misread the title as “Pinball Game Brings Out Your Inner Artist” and was briefly intrigued.

I’d buy a Mazda6Camino.

I like Rams, but I still call them Dodges out of spite. I like continuity in my brand names!

On my street there are three houses clustered together, and the people in those houses have a Ford Fusion, Mercury Milan, and Lincoln Zephyr of the same generation. It’s kinda cool to see them all together at the same time.

Reminds me of an episode of one of those muscle car reality shows. One of the mechanics was looking at an old car for sale, and the owner was going on and on about how everything on the car was original and in great condition.

I like them better than the “wheel cover fell off” rims they used to put on a ton of their cars.

I didn’t realize the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were also the Beatles.

I still think the Wii U’s name killed it. Nobody knew what it was or why they should buy it.

I’m trying very hard to like it, and it isn’t working.

Stickers are a bad thing? In this age of blandness, I love seeing the occasional vehicle with fanciful factory graphics.

My grandparents bought one a couple years ago. I’m sure it was perfectly nice before they filled it with cigarette stench.

It looks like everything above the character line came from one car, and everything below the character line came from a different car. And the top half looks too big for the bottom half.

The color makes them so subtle that they almost may as well not even be there.

I did something similar. My family was leaving a restaurant and about to get into my father’s Chrysler Sebring. I noticed that there was a newer-gen Sebring parked right next to it, and made a comment about how I thought the newer generation was much uglier. Looked behind me and the owner of the other car, and his…

I hate when companies preemptively announce the production numbers. Just let the people order them, and build that many. I don’t care how “collectible” my car is, and I don’t want to have to compete for the chance to buy it in the first place.

Did they really all look that similar? Or did the artist just have a limited range?

At least it’s not the St. Regis.

How to succeed in the US market:

I was a fan of the ones with the Mach 1 decals.