That was my first thought.

That was my assumption.

When I read this headline, for some reason the image that popped up was Johnny Depp in a red woolen shirt getting incredible kicks in a men’s bathroom...

As in like, there was LSD spilled all over the hot tub. I thought, how did they know it was LSD?

Where’s the lie?

You are not alone. I was so excited when they put more episodes of Forensic Files on Netflix.

Milo is Jesse of course.

Just right up front! “Welcome to the movie WE WILL NOW CARVE OUT YOUR HEART”

The tub obviously wasn’t polyetehlene... hydroflouric would burn right through it :)

How else do you think he gets that healthy glow to his skin?

Si! Si! Si! *aplaudir*

Too bad it wasn’t his

Eternal Sunshine is SAD AS FUUUUCK.

Pan’s Labyrinth. What she kept under the bed.

Impossible not to have this conclusion. Only reason I can think Hannah didn’t imply it was too avoid being gawkered again

My first thought as well. So, it’s either what happened, or we’re all sick fucks.

It didn’t place the lotion in the basket, so it got the hose again?

Then he’s an amateur, as we already knew.

Tots a murderer. With his Gacy-esq looks, it all adds up.

“I saw it on breaking bad!”

We both were very close to putting Titanic on our list. And Eternal Sunshine had the exact same effect on me the first 2 times I saw it. The third time ? Somehow I found a note of optimism I hadn’t gotten before. Pan’s Labyrinth is brilliant, just brilliant.