I still read “Sausage” in that affected accent (“So-sahge”) and can’t stop cracking up. I will henceforth think of him as as a so-sahge every time I see him.

vey well done

I’ve got a bottle and I’m fond of it, but Acqua di Gio probably is my fave. I also quite like DK Light Blue and CK Euphoria (preferably Intense), depending on what I’m going for.

Tangential story: at the duty-free shop at de Gaulle back in 2010, the fragrance sales dude said about the then-new Bleu by Chanel, “It’s going to be bigger than No. 5!”

This caused me to giggle inordinately. I’ve had a few beers, tho.....

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

I am loving these lawsuits so I can read more delicious deets about Depp’s life. Pls keep them coming.

And now I’m crying again because you’re being so nice I’m a mess today haha

Thank you. I took the posts pretty personally considering I’ve been feeling super out of it and down all day after a especially vivid rendition of the recurring dream in which my ex (who killed himself years ago) shows up and reveals that he faked his death. The accusation of me being a Nazi loving Trump fan (Jew who…

I responded that that was a strange thing to fixate on because I’ve been posting here for ten years. She chose to dismiss the comment and began and tirade against me I saw fit to flag and dismiss. That is the beginning and end of my interaction with this commenter. So I find it very bizarre that they are accusing me…

She is, hilariously, a better print model than Kendall.

Denzel Washington could win Best Actress and I would still be like “ah, yes, excellent choice.” I mean..... Denzel. *swoon*

Whoa. I tried to help her, and got accused of telling her to kill herself with a shotgun. Wtf?

Period sex is such an alien concept to me— I get super irritated (both physically and mentally) the whole time so I’m not at all in the mood. I did once have a girlfriend start her period while I was going down on her. That was not pleasant.

I’m not sure what is going on here, but from what I’ve read in the OP comment history, I cannot find evidence. If she has screenshots she needs to send them ASAP as they may have altered their comments, however, they claim that they have done no such thing. This all seems to be stemming from some “pro-police” post…

A lot of us felt the exact same when we were youngs.

My God, can he not sing! He has the sort of voice where I’d be pleasantly surprised if a movie called for him to sing a lullaby or whatever, but it sure can’t carry a musical.

I once saw someone here refer to menstration as “a commie in the fun house.” Always cracks me up.

Who the fuck is Don, and why is he beating people with his penis?