I just assumed that was a Masterchef thing until I caught an episode of the American version and was blown away by how mean everyone was! That shit would not fly in the Southern Hemisphere, everyone would hate them.

I would recommend watching Masterchef Australia. It really is nothing like American cooking shows, everyone is really nice and super talented and they make some amazing food.

I love yours too! Best character from Avatar easily!

Especially Normani who is head and shoulders above her when it comes to talent.

These songs are all terrible. I usually have beef with these kinds of lists but the only way anyone could object to any of these songs being godawful is if they are basic af. Like so many of these songs could be hold music.

Oh that’s okay I don’t count Werribee as Melbourne haha. I’ve lived in the inner north of Melbourne for ten years and so far have only seen one snake when I made a bad decision to go visit my partners family farm in Gippsland. It was a bad time and I nearly cried from fear. My partner was like it’s no big deal. I was…

WHAT TOWN DO YOU LIVE IN?! I hope it’s not mine!

Yep. Didn’t even need to read the investigation piece because she described it exactly how I have been describing it since I wasted two hours of my life on that shitshow.

This is me.

I feel that way about anyone wearing flip flops in public.

That’s it! Living well is the best revenge!

If you haven’t already, I would suggest social media. You can get a lot of word out from just an active Instagram account. Plus it’s a good way to show some personality and communicate to people who are maybe considering it but a bit nervous about actually showing up.

Dude. He is a total, massive jerk. You are going to look back at him in a year and laugh. You can only go upwards from here!

Go full 90s. Black tights, docs, and a choker

This was so wonderful to read. Thanks for sharing.

Welcome!

I’m with Oprah. Gayle, that is a fucking terrible necklace.

Until I read the part saying her name was Kathryn, I assumed her name was Rose Pettles because my brain couldn’t comprehend what that meant haha. My god.

I didn’t think it was possible but 55 hour husband Jason Alexander is even better than fake Joey Fatone. Kudos to cousins boyfriend!

Omg please tell me he is playing fake Joey Fatone because that would be glorious.