I like it too. I have big boobs and I'm going to enjoy their gravity defiance as long as I can. In swimsuits just like this one.

Putting a case on it makes it even bigger so I’ve had it case free for nearly two years now. I usually give my phones two years and then upgrade anyway but this one is still going fine so I’ll stick with it.

This is my new worst fear because what if someone needs to take a dump?

Wow they look just like her! The eyes match Dakota’s perfectly.

Yeah agreed.

Hahahahahahahaha fuck. I actually snorted.

I don't think those airpods are being released with the new phones. You just get normal headphones that plug into the Lightning jack. Because reasons? Mainly so they can charge you extra for something that is guaranteed to get lost I guess.

Drake’s friend, the rapper named Future, got his jewellery stolen.

That’s the same person. They keep changing usernames to avoid detection.

Harassment is what I went with.

Please dismiss that godawful comment.

Exactly. My boring ass life suits me just fine and I wouldn’t give it up for anything.

I am going to fucking vomit.

Ah the mullet dress! #neverforget

Sometimes life can be difficult and growing up in poverty I always envied people like Lindsey Lohan for seemingly having everything but Jesus if I don’t feel fucking terrible for her right now.

I vaguely remember the Rock mentioning that it wasn't a remake, but a continuation of the story. Like where the game ended up etc. I'll probably watch it because that movie used to scare the shit out of me as a kid.

Or January Jones!

This has Taika written all over it and I love it.

I would have loved to play dress up in a gown that magnificent as a kid. It’s like peak dress up.

It’s Sunday morning here in Melbourne so I’ll share what I was drinking last night.