Does anyone else get Craig David vibes from Drake for some reason?

I don’t think your response was obnoxious at all!

We miss you Mark!

That’s not the argument. The argument is that white people can make crappy versions of black music and be successful, when talented black musicians would never get that radio play. Because white people find black music more palatable when it’s washed down by mediocre white people apparently. See: Meagan Trainor,…

I do that every day with my grubby Devon Rex and I still want to avoid puke at all costs! I think my cat not being human has a lot to do with my tolerance with his poop/pee/dirty face/ears.

Oh god no! Why are babies so evil?!

Nooooo!

I'm pretty sure that's the only way to get me to watch any kind of sportsball.

I know I would be one of those evil mothers that would threaten to cut my kids dick off if he wet the bed because I CANNOT DEAL WITH BODILY FLUIDS! It's a blessing I was born with fucked up ovaries.

THIS WOULD BE MY ACTUAL REACTION THO!

Is it bad that my main reason behind not wanting children is not being able to handle bodily fluids? I would not deal with this well at all.

Yeah no doubt. It's infuriating.

I will never understand how those Christian gay conversion camps are legal. That poor girl.

I don't see it as understandable at all. Unless you place no value on women or see them as less than human. In which case, this is probably where the kid gets it from.

I wish I had this arrangement. When I lived with my mother I had to pay half of everything, I would have saved more moving out with a bunch of friends. I'm so jealous! Pay off as much as you can!

I had the opposite arrangement for years, my mother needed me to afford to keep a roof over her head. I finally escaped and it's so nice to be able to get up to pee in the middle of the night without having to find pants.

I have no idea why I am so grossed out by it but that photo of the lashes on the cutting board made my stomach turn. I actually thought I was going to retch. False lashes when not on a face should either be disposed of or cleaned and placed in a case because ew.

I read heroin. Glad he seems to be on the right track, weird shark story or not.

Neighbours is my guilty pleasure and I find t hard to believe she was 23 in it. They are pretty good at hiring actual teenagers to play teenagers.

I actually snorted reading Willow Smith’s tweet. I love those kids man. So much gold.