Yikes I hope your sister never got any other animals...

I would take two albums worth of Taylor Swift collaborations before a single Iggy track.

Sidenote: the lead image is the first time I have ever actually thought he resembled Kendrick Lamar (who I seem to vaguely remember is his cousin or something?)

I assumed she meant erect ones. It's possible I guess.

I'm still trying to work out what mental gymnastics the mothers went through to think that was a sane and okay thing to do!

As someone currently residing in Melbourne, this does not surprise me one bit. Yikes that's so bad though!

HAHAHA! They should film the auditions and release the tapes for lols.

Oh man I had forgotten about that shitshow!

Touché.

Empire is cheesy as hell, maybe that has something to do with it

What kind of tone deaf white people would actually audition for it though?

That's such great advice!

I would purchase a product like that so fast.

I go braless on the regular just like you describe. It's much more comfortable if I have to move around a lot than wearing underwire!

As someone currently sporting bruises from bra straps digging into my shoulders, I demand an answer also! And the price difference between bras with those flimsy straps and ones with good sturdy ones is phenomenal.

I’m into it. Large chested bra options seem to be either dowdy or not made for natural breasts. A G cup bra with straps a centimetre thin are never going to be a good time.

Ugh I hate hate hate when my addict parents try to take credit for things I have achieved in spite of them, not because of them.

My younger sister used to have to take pills before eating because she had constant reflux from acidic food. I'm not sure what the name of them were but if it's ongoing maybe look into something like that? I assume they just neutralised the acid or something.

Yes I get serious heartburn and reflux after eating anything starchy. I try to avoid bread and pasta and pastry without being overly restrictive but it's very hard to toe that line. I'm hoping it eases up with time.

As a resident Maori, I didn’t see anything resembling a haka but the end part with the exaggerated facial expressions did seem to be biting Royal Family’s dance style a little bit. Which is a dance crew made up of quite a few Polynesian dancers. So it could be influenced by the haka in a roundabout way. I'm mostly mad…