I used to do a two hour commute each way when I lived with my partner and it was the pits. I also did long hours and in the end I got really burnt out and just got an apartment closer to work on my own. But I would suggest trying it out first before moving. Maybe you won't find it too terrible. Mine was awful because…

I bought a Nintendo DS and a Pokemon game for this exact reason. I don't really have to think about it, it doesn't require any brain power and it's fairly repetitive but for some reason it just calms me down/helps me zone out.

I'm working my way through a two year old bottle of Chanel Chance Eau Tendre that's still somehow three quarters full but my favourite perfume is Lancôme Tresor Rose even though it's super generic and sweet, it just wears well on my skin and I definitely get the most compliments wearing that scent.

I bet so many dudes with beards work there. I kinda wanna go though, not gonna lie.

I can’t mock too much, I live in Brunswick, but Fitzroy is sometimes too Fitzroy for it’s own good.

Of course it’s in Fitzroy... This is peak Melbourne. It couldn’t get more Melbourne if it tried.

I had this exact argument last night with my partner. I bought all the ingredients except I forgot to grab a couple limes and when I realised my mistake, changed our dinner plans. Partner kicked a fuss about how it would still be good without lime. Honey, no. Not in this house.

I'm right there with you! It's a noble cause!

Ooh a congrats from one of my favourite commenters! Thanks!

If Jezebel follows you, you've been freed from the greys.

Yours is amazing!

This post is just in gratitude to Mark Shrayber for pulling my ass out of the greys yesterday. Praise be.

YASSSSSS! I can't believe he is real sometimes.

I can't stop laughing at this. Where's that photo of Michael Cera dressed up like Pauly D when you need it?

I'm super jealous of your icy weather! I love the cold and living in Australia during summer time is draining my entire existence.

Smith and Deli?

Thanks for everything Mark and I’ll miss seeing you here but also fuck you for making me aware that rosebudding is a thing that exists. I’ll never forgive you for that.

Apparently a lot of commenters have forgotten what hyperbole is. Sorry they seem to be piling up on you.

Drake has the best happy face of all time.

#rebelheart