Muslims want to control us all with their religion. I’m not down with that because it goes against the Bible!

You calling other people names is totally fine, but anyone calling you names is hurting their side/proving you right/demonstrating the violence inherent in the system/etc etc.

“The tactics espoused by it’s practitioners is the best recruiting tool the Right has.” I’m inferring your intent from context, but I believe this unfortunate sentence means exactly the opposite of what you actually think.

Holy fuck what an imbecile. He’s too dumb to even be embarrassed about it! Please excuse me, I’m going to drown myself along with what’s left of our national dignity.

Once again, conservatives prove that their problem isn’t with affirmative action as a concept, it’s that (in their view) it helps the wrong people. Asking for intellectual consistency is of course suppressing their right to free speech though, so I guess it’s off to the gulag for me.

Pepe le *POW*

Oh, hey Peter - I’m going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday, we just lost some people and we’re trying to play catch-up. Mmm-kay? Thanks!

The only reason they’re for it is because they think it’s scoring points in the liberal vs conservative slap fight. The fact that all of the people touting Trump’s willingness to meet with Kim bashed Obama for even suggesting it tells you all you need to know.

I don’t think goals as we normally think of them apply to him. He’s been chasing the approval of his narcissistic father for so long that there really isn’t anything else there. Zero introspection, zero curiosity, zero empathy, just that bottomless hunger for approval and acceptance from (and fear of rejection…

“And what is this doctrine intended to accomplish?”

“straight-white-man bashing”

Anyone who doesn’t assemble their own reality from first principles while ignoring the deceptive influence of their senses is a mindless drone - that’s what I read on the internet, and it sounds smart so I believe it.

“This is a witch hunt!” - a witch, hunted

Standing Ov-8-tion. Congrats to Ovi, congrats to the Caps, congrats to DC!

I’m still not sold, it’s so real

This isn’t what I signed up for, and no I’m not crying shut up

Nail this to the door of the White House like Martin Luther.

People don’t preface anything they actually believe with “I believe.” Like, any sentence that starts that way is guaranteed to be bullshit. “I believe in reincarnation.” No, you don’t. You’d like to, it sounds nice, but you don’t. If I asked you where your car is you wouldn’t say “I believe it’s where I left it.” You…

I’m thinking maybe I should have included a caption:

Draymond’s kinesiologist: