Kate Beckinsale is in the 1993 movie, making it the correct answer to any Much Ado trivia question. Theodore “Ted” Logan’s role as a villainous runway model also pushes it over the top for me.

JR has a kegerator for a brain, less heat keeps the grass nice.

Marry him off to a rich dude and smuggle him out of Germany! SOMEBODY CALL LEBRON

You try playing basketball while collecting social security. Wait, he’s not even 30 yet?? I guess I’m out of theories.

The Bible has a clear anti-usury stance. Can I refuse to pay interest on my mortgage, car loan, credit cards, student debt? I guess I’d have to start going to church, but what’s an hour on Sunday worth?

1. “...Esports will never be taken seriously be the public” except there are millions of fans already? I mean, not everybody takes stick&ball sports seriously, does that mean anything to those who do?

“The coaches never filled our heads with anything” And you’re keeping the tradition alive, nice work! 

I agree 100% about slow motion replays, but when you rant about how obviously it was a charge you’re falling into the same trap. We do not have access to objective reality. From other angles, observed through other eyes, it’s just as obviously a blocking foul. My point is, either we accept the imperfect judgement of…

Everything looks intentional and fake in slow motion because our ability to evaluate intent is tied to an intuitive understanding of reaction time. The reaction (grabbing your dick, falling over) to an event (Draymond kicking you in the balls) feels like it occurs so long after the event itself that it must be staged.

Be Best:

More please

Ouch owie +1

Except you don’t have to pay for college

5/7 Kinja, would read again

Is this “the marketplace of ideas?”

Remember Dave Roberts?

And the Clinton/Obama kids didn’t work for the government.

Thou hast impugned the honor of yonder fair maiden, sir, and I will not have it! I challenge thee to a duel! At dawn we shall exchange headbutts until only the baldest of us is still standing!