My BRZ was in the shop for about a week, and the rental car I was driving was... fine. Automatic, no steering feel to speak of, and soft as wonderbread, but not offensive in any way.

“Hmm, not enough salt on my fries... lemme read some comments on this article about Tesla”

Maybe I’m a sunshine-humping optimist, but I think social media just exposed us as the insufferable selfish assholes we’ve always been, and in the long term may be a net positive by giving us a reason to clean up our act. Then again I thought electing Trump would NEVER HAPPEN, so that shows what my judgement is worth.

I made vroom vroom noises looking at that NSX GT3 and the person in the cube next to me asked if I needed a cough drop

Gazoo sounds like a PBS show for kids:

Torokist propaganda! We won’t be swayed by your honeyed tongue. FIE! Fie upon your house!

They’re ignorant bullies, and bullies always prefer targets that won’t fight back.

I can’t stop hate-goggling his shoes.

Welp, I fucked that up. Anyway, adding population increases GDP if productivity remains constant, but they aren’t directly causally related.

Population doesn’t directly influence GDP. Product

Self-driving cars find a new niche?

I was going to make a joke about the Trump administration’s “tough on crime” attitude carrying over to antitrust, but something inside me died.

Well, that and the racism.

Oh come on - he’s the damn governor of New York. She didn’t ask him what he was doing to stop ALL SEXUAL HARASSMENT EVERYWHERE, she asked him what his government was going to do about his government.

She’s interviewing him in his capacity as the governor of the state. Asking the governor of the state if the government of the state is going to do anything about sexual harassment in the government of the state. “That’s a problem for carpenters too” is not a winning argument.

“because you cant afford a line of products” - lol you’re poor

“...all two of your overpowered SUV’s pedals?”

Anything above zero is “the red zone”

Trying not to blow your cover but this is quality Kinja