Cop is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude. Police-American, please.

“Eclipse?” Sounds like heliocentrist propaganda to me.

This is really good. Nice work, Cory! The top of the second panel, the torches... that hit me hard.

We’ll leave leaping to the defense of white supremacists in the hands of those with the most practice at it - conservatives.

Goose-step your way back to Stormfront, your bullshit is not welcome here.

The Alt-left is not the issue here, Walter! They peed on my fucking rug!

Why hating on donks/stance/rice/lowriders/bosozuku/choppers/lifts or whatever isn’t clever or funny or cool, and why people should respect the effort even if they wouldn’t choose the look.

You should LS swap it *immediately runs away*

Right under my GOD DAMNED ELBOW. Not even Draymond Green’s kineseologist would be able to grab the cup with their right hand, and my car is a stick, so my left hand is busy preventing Mustang impressions. The solution I’ve come up with is doing all of my drinking when the car isn’t moving. Nobody should have to live…

Shut your whore mouth! Ashley is a national treasure.

Can confirm, they’re fun as shit to drive. Keep the stock Prius tires and you can slide it around like you’re on an ice rink, or carve turns like you’re on skates ...on an ice rink.

Congrats on the score! What’s your de-spidering plan? I’m getting the heebie-jeebies just looking at that first picture.

Excellent work, top quality kinda. You also reminded me of the Dodge Stealth, which deserves a place in Raph’s “Remember Some Cars” series. 

If you put torque in, do you get gasoline out?

Tim Howard, American hero:

I’m glad he’s taken some time out of the spotlight to develop this depth of insight, empathy and self-awareness. Now that the Chinese chimaera cows that produce human milk are loose, we need Spencer more than we’ve ever needed him.

On hotdogs, I go for All The Things. Ketchup, mustard, mayo, chopped onions, chili, sauerkraut, cheese... put it in a bowl next to the bag of buns and that shit is going on my dog. Hell, if the buns are big enough I’ll put another dog on my dog. INCEPT-DOG. I like having all the flavors do a battle in my mouth, but…

I’m with you. Abusive behavior perpetuates abusive behavior.

We’ve gone from “secure in the strength of our fundamental democratic principles” to “please god let someone competent lead a military coup” in less than a year. Winning?