This is thoughtful, coherent, and well-argued. Are you lost?

“We don’t have the uninforms made yet, so everybody just wear a brown shirt, armbands optional”

If this was the reason they’d be in white on white.

I feel like there’s a parallel there to a modern country, bastion of liberal democracy... oh! Canada!

Your podcast is dope, keep up the good work Patrick!

The Supersonics Thunder are built on LOYALTY.

Fuck Arjen Robbin’ - I’m still angry about his dive against Mexico.

What about LOVE transcending TIME AND SPACE though?

I can’t remember who it was who said “I’m a fucking comedian, so I’ve been poor, like ramen poor, a few times in my life - but no matter how poor you are, you’re never too poor for good toilet paper.”

“Wilson, that’s the kicker question...”

Does this mean I can bring my peewee state championship trophy to work now?? Just kidding, it’s already here.

“You’re not wrong, Walter - you’re a FUCKING ASSHOLE!”

Who the fuck serves a gin and tonic to a 10 year old??

How fucked up is it that Nihilist Arby’s doesn’t feel like a parody account now

Kyle Sowry

YES all the stars

Hipster: someone who seems like they think they’re cooler than you.

“Ted Cruz is the greatest ringball player of all time. Period.”