SPF +1

Jesus Fuck, NSFW warning please

I want to say I like him better with the opinions both on and off the field, but I’ve never seen the alternative, so ?

This made me think of Ann Leckie’s books.

“Once we figure out that small lineup we’ll be fine.”

You got it. It’s not that DeliVillanovaDuvet racked and broke the balls on purpose, it’s that he swung for the fences knowing he would probably miss and not giving a damn about the consequences.

Bidet by the Bay

He’s more likely a judge, given how much time he spends on the bench.

Name a Cavs player more likely to be an undercover cop.

It’s new. People were getting him confused with Staph Curry, which you can get from food carts.

I’m suffering from crushing cognitive dissonance. I hate what you wrote but I like that you wrote it. Send help!

“Consumerist” isn't a thing, hotshot.

+1 for the mental image: “Blatt Sandwiches From Around The World”

Alexi Bla-blas gets muted, every time, just like the commercials. I always get the remote ready so I can hit mute before I even hear his voice.

Do your kids like BOFA?

Bartolo fouls off balls instead of strikes. “Don’t you fucking walk me, pedejo.”

I was hoping it was satire, but the spelling and grammatical errors were just too real.

I met a man from Bombay! His right foot made my nuts sway

Stealing jokes from the plebs down in Graysville?

+1 he’s gonna need some (bottled) water for that sick burn